With the rising popularity of acorn jewellery brought on by the affordability crisis, attacks by Giant squirrels have become commonplace across OECD nations. But one British fashion lover has come up with this neat trick. And we're going to reveal that right here on the Wank-Kin www website. All the double U's because we can take double U. There follows 85 pages of fruitless scrolling, ads for discount LED face marks - because they WILL blow up on you and not in a good way. After a 25 minute video you will learn THIS AMAZING HACK. We would not waste valuable WFH (Wanking From Home) time. So here it is folks. Turn your acorn jewellery into a meat beard just as the squirrels attack! It's that simple. You heard it here first folks. Now you're BOMBPROOF or RO-DENT proof anyway.

Weapon is a slang name for the cock. It shares a linnguistic root with penis. Pen comes from a fine tipped brush in Latin. So does penis. I'd rather be painted than rent in twain with a sword. We could settle this forever if we could prove there are more extant paintings than there have been sword related ends. The fine caligraphy of Chinese, Japanese and Korean heritage is done with a fine tipped brush. If we include CONSENTING "painted ends" (nether parts that have been spunked upon) , the Peniculus IS mightier than the sword. if we look at population growth the winner is clear. Cum to think of it, if we include even just the gays of Vauxhall in London, Dick wins. LOVE BEATS WAR FRIENDS